A tourist in my own neighborhood

I hopped on a boda boda with some friends and took a tour of my neighborhood and surrounding landmarks. The boy in yellow is the local one full of fun facts, so he drove us and explained all the sights: the nations only mental hospital, a popular international school, the presidents daughters mansion called the white house, a deserted beach, a cargo ship port, the best pork joint, the nations largest maximum security prison, water and juice factories and where plastic bags are collected and manufactured.....all in my "backyard".